Okay so here’s the thing- I worked at Gussied Up Dog Boutique for almost two years and we weren’t allowed to change the CDs in the CD player (I mean eventually we did anyways, but for the first few months we didn’t) and the owner stocked that thing FULL of Michael Buble. It held 5 discs and 4 of the discs were Michael Buble and the 5th slot was some rat pack CD. At first I was like “Oh shoot this is fun music! Luv it!” but after working like 32 hours a week ONLY listening to Michael Buble it kinda makes you go crazy. So I went crazy and I now have this hatred for Mikey B because I’m so crazy that I imagine him as this total horndog who tries to get at lil girls and their moms. I also think that his song “I just haven’t met you yet” is the radio friendly version/what he really means is “I just haven’t fucked you yet” and I’m just like GET OVER YOURSELF MICHAEL! Ya know? Like I get his thing. It was good for the first 8 hour shift but I swear if I have to hear his cover of Moondance one more time I will be pushed over the edge and probably hunt him down and do very bad things to him (and not the sexy “very bad things” kinda thing). PLUS ALL HE EVER DOES IS COVERS WITH AN OCCASIONAL ORIGINAL! WHAT THE HECK KINDA “ARTIST” IS THAT?!? Anyways… I get why people like him but I’m a crazy person.